I bet it's hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like "Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar."

In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be known as screw-boys.

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

I knew there was an old axe down cellar; that is all I knew.

They bet I wouldn't last four days without having to take a break. So I was determined. I did 98 shows without missing a show.