I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.

Knits are a great way to keep warm and show your school spirit with your school's colors. It's easy to match gloves, hats and scarves for a complete look.

No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible.

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.

It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.