I am the King of Rome, and above grammar

I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.

I am the King of Rome, and above grammar. [Lat., Ego sum rex Romanus, et supra grammaticam.]

I really do not know that anything has ever been more exciting than diagramming sentences.

Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom.

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.