I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

I am a Patsy Cline fan.

I am at my best when I am scoring.