From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?