I am bubbasan because I differ, if I joined the crowd I'll just be sans bubba.

Everything is worth achieving only until it's achieved. Then it's just another cobweb collecting piece of crap in your storage.

If anyone asks me what I do, I’d say - I police ads for crimes committed by misplaced letters and mis-spelt words, I enforce the law of grammar and see that writers adhere to it, I am a Creative Supervisor.

We live in a world where impossible is possible, so don't dare say no to me.

Every weekend I make life altering plans only to have them foiled by a monday.

You were the grooviest waste of my time, ever.