Every weekend I make life altering plans only to have them foiled by a monday.

The big picture is impossible to see, because it's so huge that you can only view it one pixel at a time and hence never see it in its entirety.

When 'so much' starts to seem like 'so little', you know you're on the wrong side of 30.

Everything is worth achieving only until it's achieved. Then it's just another cobweb collecting piece of crap in your storage.

If anyone asks me what I do, I’d say - I police ads for crimes committed by misplaced letters and mis-spelt words, I enforce the law of grammar and see that writers adhere to it, I am a Creative Supervisor.

We live in a world where impossible is possible, so don't dare say no to me.