I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

God please give me patients, good will and one million dollars. If that's too much then you can keep the patients and good will.

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

I tried taking everything in life with a grain of salt, but after using up two bags of salt I gave up.

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"