I absolutely love football,

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.

Hey, (Justin) Holland , it's tough to throw with two throats around your hand.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.