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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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HIDEKI MATSUI It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
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