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JENNIFER GARNER I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by associa... JENNIFER LOPEZ Because Melissa McCarthy actually is a fat woman, she isn't allowed to make brash statements abo... JENNIFER ARMINTROUT Twenty-two is just such a random age. It's a little blah. JENNIFER DAMIANO From a reality perspective, I'm sure part of that is true, but this is the largest blackout in U... JENNIFER GRANHOLM He who cannot endure the bad will not live to see the good. JENNIFER DONNELLY I wanted only a familiar voice, someone who knew me. Not some earlier, larval version of myself. . . JENNIFER HAIGH I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't re... JENNIFER ANISTON Life is funny. Life isn't categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don't know why they try... JENNIFER ANISTON Billy Idol called -- he wants his look back. JENNIFER ANISTON I always say don't make plans, make options. JENNIFER ANISTON The ultimate is finding a place where you have no inhibitions, nothing to hide, where you can learn ... JENNIFER ANISTON When I got the script to this movie, The Good Girl, I read it in an hour. The writer, Mike White, ha... JENNIFER ANISTON And I said to myself, 'That's an omen, JENNIFER ANISTON