How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady... take your purse.'

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"

People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.

People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.