People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.

People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"

People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.