How long have you known me, Jack? And you 'still' can't spell my name.

I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.

Hey, (Justin) Holland , it's tough to throw with two throats around your hand.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.