How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse.