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On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse.


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WILL SMITH There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Too many people are buying things they can't afford, with money that they don't have... to impress p...
WILL SMITH Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.
WILL ADVISE Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people - the ones who re...
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