How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.