High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

I’m turned on by women who are comfortable in their own skin; and I’m turned off by those who are uncomfortable in their own shoes.

To see what they look like, women look at a mirror. To look like what they see, women read magazines.

If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.

If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn't wear suits.

Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person.