Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the Swallow...that brings No babies.

Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart

Best while you have it use your breath - There is no drinking after death

May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, and may all your friends remember all the favors you are owed

Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last

May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store