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Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good t...
ANONYMOUS TOAST
This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine lik...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
WEDDING TOAST
May I propose a little toast? For all the ones who hurt the most. For all the friends that we have l...
REGINA SPEKTOR
It's always good for Scots to get together. There will be a toast to the queen and a toast to the pr...
DALE CLINE
He was the toast to her butter.
NICHOLAS SPARKS
Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows.
DIANNA HARDY
Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused al...
MARGARET ATWOOD
I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk around for the rest ...
SARA GRUEN
A bride never forgets her wedding ornaments!
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
I was the only kid in school who ate kippers on toast for breakfast.
BRUCE MATHEWS
For about 15 minutes, Doug Flutie was the toast of New York-not just the toast but the challah and t...
GEORGE VECSEY
Stress is a dragon.
Believe in it and you’re toast.
Slay your stress.
KHANG KIJARRO NGUYEN
Those skirts are crunchy toast! Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day, and I swear I could s...
RYAN MURPHY, BRAD FALCHUK, AND IAN BRENNAN
I can't give a decent toast to save my life.
SAM TRAMMELL
There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Fo...
SUZANNE FIELDS
Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
GARY F EVANS...
When the bride is onewith her lover,who cares aboutthe wedding party?
KABIR
A corporate campaign will make that toast in a minute.
JEFF TONER
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
PHYLLIS BATTELLE
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
PHYLLIS BATELLE
We wanted to do French toast for the brunch, but acknowledged that it is a dangerous item for a spec...
STACEY BALLIS
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace
ROBERT ORBEN
People just buy enough for everybody to do a toast. It's not something they seem to drink all evenin...
CHARLIE LARGE
People just buy enough for everybody to do a toast. It's not something they seem to drink all evenin...
CHARLIE LARGE
To the confusion of our enemies.
J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER
Can there be anything more sad than a girl dying on the day of her first communion, in her new dress...
GEORGES RODENBACH
By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put ...
DIANA WYNNE JONES
Very rarely do the best things in life fall into our laps; we have to work for them.
EMILYANN GIRDNER
It was a toast, not a roast.
LAURENCE MEYER
We bring champagne to Franklin and Jeffrey, and I offer a final toast, 'Wishing you all good things ...
STEVEN ROWLEY
Afterward she lies nestled against me, her hair tickling my face. I stroke her lightly, memorizing h...
SARA GRUEN
Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.
STEPHEN EVANS
Maud Muller looked and sighed: :Ah me! That I the Judge's bride might be! He would dress me u...
JOHN GREENLEAF WHITTIER
I'd like to make a toast to St. Andrews.
TIGER WOODS
Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast!
ALEX KAPRANOS
These philosophically fun ideas usually satisfy nobody. Nonetheless, they remind us that ignorance i...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON
They'll just come out of nowhere, ... You're not going to believe the wedding we went to last week. ...
BRAD PAISLEY
When the bride is one
with her lover,
who cares about
the wedding party?
KABIR
I stroke her lightly, memorizing her body. I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want ...
SARA GRUEN
Have & Have Not
SAVAN SOLANKI
The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day se...
THOMAS M. DISCH
He couldn’t believe how lucky he was to have found a girl like her. She may have been the perfect ...
JASON MEDINA
Black for hunting through the night
For death and sorrow, the color’s white
Gold for a b...
CASSANDRA CLARE
If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the...
ALAN K. SIMPSON
Everything in life has limits... Except God's love for you...
KLEINJAN REDELINGHUYS
Thank Life For Happening, Thank Every Twist And Turn, There Is A Reason For Every Single Thing, Ther...
DANTE JANNICELLI
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you...
SOURCE UNKNOWN
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo...
ANONYMOUS
Morales has already spent more time in the safety of 'Death Row' than my sister was allowed to spend...
BRIAN CHALK
If it continues, he's toast.
JAMES THURBER
It sounds like he's toast.
ERIC MULLER
Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.
TIMOTHY J. KELLER
I want to be a simple bride when I get married. I want a beach wedding where I am running around on ...
SONAKSHI SINHA
One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
Raw toast," Lucas said grimly, shaking his head. "It goes against the very nature of man.
JULIA QUINN
A glass poured to air for the one who sits with us unseen; the patron and protector, the Crooked War...
SCOTT LYNCH
A bride never forgets her wedding ornaments, why should we forsake our heavenly Father, the bridegro...
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
ALAN PERLIS
We went out that night and took a toast to one-two.
KATIE THOMPSON
Best strategy for a first date is to ask her questions. Just keeping asking her questions about hers...
MICHAEL IAN BLACK
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you str...
STEVEN WRIGHT
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you stra...
STEPHEN WRIGHT
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.
DALLAS WILLARD
I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye...
MAGGIE GRACE
A challenge is a opportunity to prove your ability.One who sees difficulty in opportunity never tast...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
A lot of people thought he was toast when he came to us.
GORD ASH
Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out ...
RON DARIAN
I believe everything in moderation. But breakfast is important. I have two hard-boiled or scrambled ...
MARTINA MCBRIDE
A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn’t speak well of the wedding.
VIKRANT PARSAI
You don't think I can fight." Tessa said, drawing back and matching his silvery gaze with her own. "...
CASSANDRA CLARE
I can make the best French toast.
PETER O'TOOLE
It follows that they never understood Reginald, who came down late to breakfast, and nibbled toast, ...
SAKI
There's no specific mission statement for the 'Toast.'
MALLORY ORTBERG
[It is] a statue that draws children as hot toast does butter.
LINDA CHARLTON
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a ...
DICK MARTIN
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever ha...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
That guy's evidence - and his case - was toast,
MICHAEL ANDERSON
Don't slather it with butter or margarine and ruin it. It's a good idea to use marmalade or somethin...
ELIZABETH HISER
Don't slather it with butter or margarine and ruin it. It's a good idea to use marmalade or somethin...
ELIZABETH HISER
Remember Luigi, Toaster Toast Toast." - Mario Hotel

"Remember Luigi, Where There Fire, Th...
NINTENDO
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on one side ..."

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STING
This is the spot where I will lie
When life has had enough of me,
These are the grasses ...
SARA TEASDALE
I've got no other home to go to, not anymore. When I look at England now I see a dead place, Rupert....
LEV GROSSMAN
What do I look for in a friend?
You!
ANTHONY T.HINCKS
My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody.
WILKIE COLLINS
We each have a special something we can get only at a special time of our life. like a small flame. ...
HARUKI MURAKAMI
Allie, what do the Stars tell me to do? You know I don't understand the scientific part.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
The capacity of humans to believe in what seems to me highly improbable- from table tapping to the s...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
It is strange being in a crowd where no one knows your face or cares for your purpose. In Lykos, I w...
PIERCE BROWN
Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest...
OLD IRISH TOAST
There is no question in the world that educating a girl is good for her country and good for her. Th...
GENE SPERLING
When I auditioned for 'Wedding Crashers,' the producers had never seen any of my other work ...
JANE SEYMOUR
A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend
PARIS HILTON
A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
PARIS HILTON
One girl e-mailed us and said she wanted to plan her wedding so she could have her honeymoon during ...
KATHLEEN COLE
I'm always toast when I'm lined up versus 5.
FROSTEE RUCKER
If one marries, either knowingly or unknowingly, a pregnant ,bride , the child in her womb belongs t...
GURU NANAK

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Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
WEDDING TOAST
Best while you have it use your breath - There is no drinking after death
ANONYMOUS TOAST
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ANONYMOUS TOAST
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Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a hors...
ANONYMOUS TOAST
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its s...
ANONYMOUS TOAST
Here's to holly and ivy hanging up, And to something wet in every cup
ANONYMOUS TOAST
May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is...
ANONYMOUS TOAST
A Merry Christmas this December - To a lot of folks I don't remember
ANONYMOUS TOAST
Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart
ANONYMOUS TOAST
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ANONYMOUS TOAST
Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the Swallow......
ANONYMOUS TOAST
Here's a health to all those that we love, Here's a health to all those that love us, Here's a healt...
ANONYMOUS TOAST
May the ships at sea never be bottoms up
ANONYMOUS TOAST
Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.
THE WEDDING DATE
In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out infriendship, never in want.
OLD IRISH TOAST
May the devil make a ladder of your backbone - While he is picking apples in the garden of Hell
OLD IRISH TOAST
Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest...
OLD IRISH TOAST
When money's tight and hard to get - and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt...
OLD IRISH TOAST
An Irishman is never drunk as long as - He can hold onto one blade of grass and not - Fall off the f...
OLD IRISH TOAST
In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in
friendship, never in want.
OLD IRISH TOAST
I have to be allowed room to do all different things.
MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING
If you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just passes yo...
MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING