Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!
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Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good t...
ANONYMOUS TOAST This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine lik...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
WEDDING TOAST May I propose a little toast? For all the ones who hurt the most. For all the friends that we have l...
REGINA SPEKTOR It's always good for Scots to get together. There will be a toast to the queen and a toast to the pr...
DALE CLINE He was the toast to her butter.
NICHOLAS SPARKS Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows.
DIANNA HARDY Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused al...
MARGARET ATWOOD I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk around for the rest ...
SARA GRUEN A bride never forgets her wedding ornaments!
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I was the only kid in school who ate kippers on toast for breakfast.
BRUCE MATHEWS For about 15 minutes, Doug Flutie was the toast of New York-not just the toast but the challah and t...
GEORGE VECSEY Stress is a dragon.
Believe in it and you’re toast.
Slay your stress.
KHANG KIJARRO NGUYEN Those skirts are crunchy toast! Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day, and I swear I could s...
RYAN MURPHY, BRAD FALCHUK, AND IAN BRENNAN I can't give a decent toast to save my life.
SAM TRAMMELL There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Fo...
SUZANNE FIELDS Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
GARY F EVANS... When the bride is onewith her lover,who cares aboutthe wedding party?
KABIR A corporate campaign will make that toast in a minute.
JEFF TONER For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
PHYLLIS BATTELLE For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
PHYLLIS BATELLE We wanted to do French toast for the brunch, but acknowledged that it is a dangerous item for a spec...
STACEY BALLIS You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace
ROBERT ORBEN People just buy enough for everybody to do a toast. It's not something they seem to drink all evenin...
CHARLIE LARGE People just buy enough for everybody to do a toast. It's not something they seem to drink all evenin...
CHARLIE LARGE To the confusion of our enemies.
J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER Can there be anything more sad than a girl dying on the day of her first communion, in her new dress...
GEORGES RODENBACH By now it was clear that Howl was in a mood to produce green slime any second. Sophie hurriedly put ...
DIANA WYNNE JONES Very rarely do the best things in life fall into our laps; we have to work for them.
EMILYANN GIRDNER It was a toast, not a roast.
LAURENCE MEYER We bring champagne to Franklin and Jeffrey, and I offer a final toast, 'Wishing you all good things ...
STEVEN ROWLEY Afterward she lies nestled against me, her hair tickling my face. I stroke her lightly, memorizing h...
SARA GRUEN Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.
STEPHEN EVANS Maud Muller looked and sighed: :Ah me!
That I the Judge's bride might be!
He would dress me u...
JOHN GREENLEAF WHITTIER I'd like to make a toast to St. Andrews.
TIGER WOODS Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast!
ALEX KAPRANOS These philosophically fun ideas usually satisfy nobody. Nonetheless, they remind us that ignorance i...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON They'll just come out of nowhere, ... You're not going to believe the wedding we went to last week. ...
BRAD PAISLEY When the bride is one
with her lover,
who cares about
the wedding party?
KABIR I stroke her lightly, memorizing her body. I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want ...
SARA GRUEN Have & Have Not
SAVAN SOLANKI The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day se...
THOMAS M. DISCH He couldn’t believe how lucky he was to have found a girl like her. She may have been the perfect ...
JASON MEDINA Black for hunting through the night
For death and sorrow, the color’s white
Gold for a b...
CASSANDRA CLARE If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the...
ALAN K. SIMPSON Everything in life has limits... Except God's love for you...
KLEINJAN REDELINGHUYS Thank Life For Happening, Thank Every Twist And Turn, There Is A Reason For Every Single Thing, Ther...
DANTE JANNICELLI A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you...
SOURCE UNKNOWN A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo...
ANONYMOUS Morales has already spent more time in the safety of 'Death Row' than my sister was allowed to spend...
BRIAN CHALK If it continues, he's toast.
JAMES THURBER It sounds like he's toast.
ERIC MULLER Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.
TIMOTHY J. KELLER I want to be a simple bride when I get married. I want a beach wedding where I am running around on ...
SONAKSHI SINHA One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE Raw toast," Lucas said grimly, shaking his head. "It goes against the very nature of man.
JULIA QUINN A glass poured to air for the one who sits with us unseen; the patron and protector, the Crooked War...
SCOTT LYNCH A bride never forgets her wedding ornaments, why should we forsake our heavenly Father, the bridegro...
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
ALAN PERLIS We went out that night and took a toast to one-two.
KATIE THOMPSON Best strategy for a first date is to ask her questions. Just keeping asking her questions about hers...
MICHAEL IAN BLACK If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you str...
STEVEN WRIGHT If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you stra...
STEPHEN WRIGHT If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap...
STEVEN WRIGHT Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.
DALLAS WILLARD I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye...
MAGGIE GRACE A challenge is a opportunity to prove your ability.One who sees difficulty in opportunity never tast...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA A lot of people thought he was toast when he came to us.
GORD ASH Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out ...
RON DARIAN I believe everything in moderation. But breakfast is important. I have two hard-boiled or scrambled ...
MARTINA MCBRIDE A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn’t speak well of the wedding.
VIKRANT PARSAI You don't think I can fight." Tessa said, drawing back and matching his silvery gaze with her own. "...
CASSANDRA CLARE I can make the best French toast.
PETER O'TOOLE It follows that they never understood Reginald, who came down late to breakfast, and nibbled toast, ...
SAKI There's no specific mission statement for the 'Toast.'
MALLORY ORTBERG [It is] a statue that draws children as hot toast does butter.
LINDA CHARLTON I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a ...
DICK MARTIN With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever ha...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD That guy's evidence - and his case - was toast,
MICHAEL ANDERSON Don't slather it with butter or margarine and ruin it. It's a good idea to use marmalade or somethin...
ELIZABETH HISER Don't slather it with butter or margarine and ruin it. It's a good idea to use marmalade or somethin...
ELIZABETH HISER Remember Luigi, Toaster Toast Toast." - Mario Hotel
"Remember Luigi, Where There Fire, Th...
NINTENDO I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on one side ..."
(En...
STING This is the spot where I will lie
When life has had enough of me,
These are the grasses ...
SARA TEASDALE I've got no other home to go to, not anymore. When I look at England now I see a dead place, Rupert....
LEV GROSSMAN What do I look for in a friend?
You!
ANTHONY T.HINCKS My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody.
WILKIE COLLINS We each have a special something we can get only at a special time of our life. like a small flame. ...
HARUKI MURAKAMI Allie, what do the Stars tell me to do? You know I don't understand the scientific part.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The capacity of humans to believe in what seems to me highly improbable- from table tapping to the s...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN It is strange being in a crowd where no one knows your face or cares for your purpose. In Lykos, I w...
PIERCE BROWN Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest...
OLD IRISH TOAST There is no question in the world that educating a girl is good for her country and good for her. Th...
GENE SPERLING When I auditioned for 'Wedding Crashers,' the producers had never seen any of my other work ...
JANE SEYMOUR A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend
PARIS HILTON A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
PARIS HILTON One girl e-mailed us and said she wanted to plan her wedding so she could have her honeymoon during ...
KATHLEEN COLE I'm always toast when I'm lined up versus 5.
FROSTEE RUCKER If one marries, either knowingly or unknowingly, a pregnant ,bride , the child in her womb belongs t...
GURU NANAK
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