He said 'Oh, we all do this. ... We all eat cereal. We sneak it. We bring it into our offices,'

It's a reference point that's powerful. Cereal is one of the first foods you eat.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Cereal is fairly high in fiber. Fiber fills you up so you don't eat as much at lunch. Probably the other foods you eat with cereal, such as milk and orange juice, help.

Bring back dueling, I say. Drive-by sword fight.