FastSaying
He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think / yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.
Mark Twain
Death
Doctor
Funeral
Funn
Funny
No
Patient
Patients
Think
Three
Witty
Year
Yes
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