Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.

As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.

Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.

If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...

-- Rhett