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Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles


Rowena Cherry

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[Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.]
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AKIROQ BROST Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.
Lat., Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow. HORACE Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.
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-'Rhett
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TOM SCHULMAN Carpe Diem!
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(Odes: I.11)
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'I'm coming.
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Make your lives extraordinary
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BULGARIAN PROVERB Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
BULGARIAN PROVERB We put electrodes on the ears or testicles of prisoners,
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ANTHONY ROBBINS Live all you can; it's a mistake not to.
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TODD STRASSER Take too much time, and time will take you.
LISA KLEYPAS Why not just live in the moment, especially if it has a good beat?
GOLDIE HAWN Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles?
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STEVE MARABOLI Why Not You?

Today, many will awaken with a fresh sense of inspiration. Why not you?
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LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Dare to seize and make the most of all opportunities that life bring to your path.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.
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