Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows.

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.