Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows.

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BILL HYBELS Guys were actually talking about the Kansas City game.
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HOLLY ROBINSON-PEETE A couple of the guys on the team were talking about that. A lot of us are pretty much just game frea...
CEDRIC HUMES I was talking about how we need to be united to demonstrate that we're not bad guys and we're not cr...
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DRAKE ANDERSON

I told them, 'If you guys start to struggle, start talking about something else, tell a dirty joke.
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BODE MILLER for everyone else, but we're talking about Barry.
RAY DURHAM It would be like guys talking about cars. Rebuilding a carburetor is nothing for them. For me, that'...
CLINT HURDLE It is really a thin line, and it's that way every tournament, the difference between finishing third...
BOWEN SARGENT

Most of those guys [analysts] really don't know what's going on. They might know what's going on at ...
TONY DUNGY You're talking about two guys who are arguably in the top five in the league. I don't think there's ...
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JULIE DOWNS At the beginning, I was pretty worried about how it would affect everyone else, about how the Americ...
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MARGO TIMMINS My relationship with Hubie was almost like father-son. It's a guy hooking up to a guy, talking about...
EARL WATSON We're taking them seriously. Everybody on the team has a different attitude. The way guys work. The ...
JARVIS HERRING We have a lot of good character guys in the room that care about winning and care about each other. ...
ANDREW BRUNETTE When I speak of natural drummers I'm talking about guys that are playing with the talent God gav...
GENE KRUPA

Thomas groaned at how invisible he'd become. "I love how you guys are just talking about me like i'm...
JAMES DASHNER When you're talking about that level, you're talking about the national level. You're talking about ...
DENNIS FRANCHIONE I was talking to some guys on the sideline and I said, 'We just won 49-24 and we're upset about the ...
BRANDON KIRSCH We've been talking about team this season, and the guys understand that each game someone else is go...
PAT DIMMICK I laugh at some of these guys on the radio who think they know what they're talking about,
GEORGE ROGERS This was a huge win for us. We've got a little confidence now. And what I really like is the attitud...
GREG SPARLING It was more of a measuring stick. The teams that were there where the teams that people have been ta...
CRAIG PITCHER three guys sitting in a room talking. ... Just that simple. Nothing complicated.
BILL HUGHES It's giving these guys confidence that a lot of us old guys care about who they are and what they're...
DONNIE YOUNG I think it's just poise. A lot of senior leadership. We've got a lot of old guys. So I think that fa...
ZACH FREEMAN I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ Jerry and Pat and Gary, those guys retiring, it's sad. I was fortunate enough to learn a whole lot f...
MIKE SMITH It's very difficult because you know these guys are coming in here against a veteran team like Memph...
DWANE CASEY This team is not soft. We've got guys who have a little edge about them, and you like that.
DARRELL ARMSTRONG Me and Mike (James) were talking the other day about it. This is very rare, to find a team that pull...
DARRICK MARTIN I can't say enough about the guys we've got on this team. It's not just the guys that play, it's eve...
JOE ALLARIA We're not taking anything for granted. We know there are a couple teams in our league that can pitch...
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JEFF ZENTNER When the ball is snapped, you see it all develop with the guys up front. A lot of teams complain abo...
JUSTIN GRIFFITH He's a very talented player, but they have a big, talented group of guys. It's a team sport. We can'...
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COLT GASTON The players are really upset, they're disappointed. Others may not have expected us to get this far ...
ANDY HEDRICK We all laughed. It was more like that whole thing that I was talking about earlier. You go to traini...
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RON GARRIQUES We're talking about a violent situation, ... We're talking about police being shot at. We're talking...
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DAVID WONG Jermaine does a lot of things other guys never do. He's become a student of the sport. Not just trai...
ANDY MEDDERS We will have a lot of students from Georgia College come and talk about sports. Not athletes. Usuall...
BRANDON WILLIAMS Talking about the values (of the Orange Revolution) is more productive than simply opting for harsh ...
VIKTOR YUSHCHENKO

Do more listening than talking; talk more about them than about you.
ROY T. BENNETT Im hoping that shell talk after the ride about her experiences and the foundation a bit.
GABRIELLE MURPHY It turns out that life in the kitchen is very similar to life on a team. Sports and kitchens are abo...
WYLIE DUFRESNE Obviously we've got to get some guys that can come in and make an immediate impact. We need to get s...
BRAD JACKSON I view that as more of a threat than this seismic event they're talking about.
DANTE NOMELLINI I'm not worried about that, ... We have a lot of guys whose job that is.
LUIS MATOS I guess you could say the difference was our guys having a 23-6 turnover advantage. If it would have...
JASON KERR “…(this is) another clear example of the differences between actually managing money and simply ...
MICHAEL C. ARONSTEIN Most teams that you have, they have one or two go-to guys. They've got a go-to team.
BERNIE BICKERSTAFF They took it very seriously, the guys knew it was a chance to make a statement about getting into th...
BILL POTOCZNY That's what we talked about [at halftime]. Let's see if we can make history by being the first team ...
CHAD MORTON Girls fight different than boys. Boys get in big fights and get over it. Girls don't get over it. I ...
HANNAH HILLIBUSH Most guys take a couple of days off, come back and swing at everything kind of out of whack. He's up...
CLIFF FLOYD We are not talking about a tax issue, we are talking about a constitutional requirement.
MELISSA MERZ It's very unfair for Barry when there are other guys who could be talked about and ripped -- because...
LARRY WALKER It's more about the experience than anything. All these guys, their dream is to play in the major le...
JOE URSO The chemistry. If you have guys that don't care about one another, you're not going to win. It's jus...
TOM ROUEN I'm most definitely a believer in the system. The way the Federation is set up, you're talking about...
JAMES KENNEDY Our kids are looking forward to the evening. I think these guys will talk to our guys about more tha...
CHUCK WAGNER

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GARY ALLAN Man to God: "I've let you down so many times."

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JOE PEEL Better sooner than later because sometimes milestones, they seem tougher and tougher to get once you...
CURTIS JOSEPH It's time for guys to stop apologizing about being guys. You can take a gourmet cooking class or hav...
MARIAN SALZMAN Linemen are like a sports team a pretty close-knit group of guys.
MATT GROSECLOSE We have a great group of guys that really sacrifice every night, care about each other, and try to p...
STEPHEN CURRY Now teams aren't quite able to lock in on Dee. With other guys making shots, they at least have to t...
BRUCE WEBER How about that? The guys played great.
DAVE HILL Special teams was huge; we talked about it all week. I talked about (it). Keith Burns talked about, ...
ROD SMITH I've been trying to get on guys, motivate guys. That's what leadership is all about -- setting a goo...
JOSH THOMPSON For me, when I came to training camp, I turned the page. You worry about the guys who are here, not ...
DAVID AEBISCHER In this case, the stereotype is true, guys just care more about sports. But girls do get into it. I ...
DANE WISHER Our job is to develop guys to perform in the big leagues. And the big leagues are all about winning ...
BRIAN HARPER This group of guys stuck together as a team to win this title. We don't have any individual attitude...
BUBBA THORNTON Obviously we had a few young guys that were out later than we'd like for them to be a couple of week...
MACK BROWN We have different guys scoring every game, and if you key on one or two of our guys, the other guys ...
DREW KAMBIC

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Sorry about that last cliff-hanger.
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DAVE BARRY I find myself having these conversations where I go...“You know, the guy, in that place. The guy i...
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DAVE BARRY It's a concept I've often thought of.
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DAVE BARRY I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
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DAVE BARRY The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable ent...
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DAVE BARRY I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks sh...
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DAVE BARRY The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winte...
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Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows.

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Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows.

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