Have I dated a supermodel? Of course not. I'd look ridiculous.

Every time you read an interview with a supermodel, they're always like, 'Oh, I was a such nerd.' I resent that a little bit. I was in the A/V club. I used to eat my lunch in a closet.

Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.

In a perfect world, I would be 6-foot-3 and have a perfect head of hair and look like Orlando Bloom.

I love the fact that no one's ever bought my record because they were enamoured of the way I look. Maybe one person. There must be someone out there with compromised taste.

The strange thing about hotel rooms is that they look familiar and seem familiar and have many of the accoutrements that seem domestic and familiar, but they are really weird, alien and anonymous places.