Happiness means quiet nerves.

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.

I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.