Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.

Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon -- and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.