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Gwen Wells will introduce her new album and there will be blankets for picnicking on the lawn.


Phyllis Helphenstine

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DAN TREDINNICK The new album will come out some time in november - Knock On Wood.
LARS ULRICH Additionally, the auction will also introduce new media like installation, sculpture and photography...
DINESH VAZIRANI There will be some tracks on the next album which that will consist of mostly noise and feedback, wh...
DAISY BERKOWITZ I don't want to talk about those things. I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing...
PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON Our goal with every new profession will be to introduce new strategic mechanics, new ways to play th...
JEFF STRAIN The biggest thing about this event that's different (is) we've been able to pull in some amazing mus...
AMY ELLIS Gwen is clear and focused in her creativity.
ROSE ROSETREE I feel like I introduce another level of my creative ability on every album.
BUSTA RHYMES When Josh and I are recording a record, we're very mindful of how the music will manifest itself...
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CHRIS CARTER The blades of the lawn will get purple.
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GRAHAM KILL There will be a new appeal and a new plan to cover (expenses for) the rest of the year, which will b...
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CEO DANIEL SHULMAN I voted for Gwen,
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FRANK WANG We are the new generation that will be raised up and will remain on high
SUNDAY ADELAJA there will be enough to go around, and we will be putting out new stuff all day.
ANN STEVENSON We will sit down with her and there will be reduction of that this year.
HERMAN FRAZIER Other candidates' wells are running dry. Elizabeth Dole is building new wells.
ARI FLEISCHER I'm just so grateful that my injuries aren't worse. There will be a lot of rehabilitation and physic...
DRYDEN MITCHELL So much is yet to come. Soon will be blankets and pillows, and books by the bed to make the stuff of...
JIM MCCANN There will be a lot of new choices for consumers and operators to make over the next decade.
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JOHN NAISBITT Despite all the silver of Diana and Mercury, their images will be found on the lake. For the sculpto...
NOSTRADAMUS The sea of reporters on her lawn made Loretta Brooks do a double take.
MISSY LYONS No one is too old for fairy tales.
NICK LAKE We also haven't pulled blankets and pillows off the aircraft. We think it's a strategy that will pay...
JULIE KING There will no going back and no new elections. The results must be accepted and the will of the peop...
JAWAD AL-MALIKI My client will be placed on probation for a period of one year, and if she complies with the conditi...
DOM CHIEFFALO Whenever you introduce a new product, you introduce risk.
MICHAEL BURKETT Certainly with the new venue, downtown stadium and new team, I think there will be some early intere...
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JENNIFER CRUSIE I will continue to distribute blankets, sleeping bags, warm clothing and food on a regular basis, in...
MOHAMED AL-FAYED Third, we will make trade work for America by forging new trade agreements. And when nations cheat i...
MITT ROMNEY The new meaning of soul is creativity and mysticism. These will become the foundation of the new psy...
OTTO RANK I've started working on a new album, I'm writing a new book... there are a lot of good thing...
ACE FREHLEY If the new general anti- avoidance rule is introduced this year, there is the danger that the author...
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GYORGY BARCZA My vote was for Gwen [Stefani].
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PHYLLIS DILLER My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me
PHYLLIS DILLER Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up o...
PHYLLIS DILLER Our dog died from licking our wedding picture
PHYLLIS DILLER Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
PHYLLIS DILLER There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to l...
PHYLLIS DILLER The judges' obsession with smut is astounding.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass
PHYLLIS DILLER His finest hour lasted a minute and a half
PHYLLIS DILLER The secret of torture, like the secret of French cuisine, is that nothing is unthinkable.
PHYLLIS ROSE She's always been the one to volunteer when others don't.
PHYLLIS JACKSON The worst censors are those prohibiting criticism of the theory of evolution in the classroom.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY The most censored speech in America today is not flag-burning, pornography, or the press.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY You know you're old if your walker has an airbag
PHYLLIS DILLER We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.
PHYLLIS KOSS You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type
PHYLLIS DILLER It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful,...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing
PHYLLIS DILLER No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United Sta...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY