Golf...is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and plays his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

I always advise people never to give advice.

My only objection to the custom of giving books as Christmas presents is perhaps the selfish one that it encourages and keeps in the game a number of writers who would be far better employed if they abandoned the pen and took to work.

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

Flowers are happy things.

He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say when!