Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

I always advise people never to give advice.

My only objection to the custom of giving books as Christmas presents is perhaps the selfish one that it encourages and keeps in the game a number of writers who would be far better employed if they abandoned the pen and took to work.

Flowers are happy things.

He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say when!

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.