Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other

Golf always makes me so damned angry

In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.

Familiarity doesn't breed contempt, it is contempt.

We want a president who is as much like an American tourist as possible. Someone with the same goofy grin, the same innocent intentions, the same naive trust; a president with no conception of foreign policy and no discernible connection to the U.S. government, whose Nice Guyism will narrow the gap between the U.S. and us until nobody can tell the difference.