Gandalf never had this kind of problem. He had exactly this problem, actually, standing in front of the hidden Dwarf door to Moria. Remember when . . . I sighed. Sometimes my inner monologue annoys even me. “Edro, edro,†I muttered. “Open.†I rubbed at the bridge of my nose and ventured, “Mellon.†Nothing happened. The wards stayed. I guessed the Corpsetaker had never read Tolkien. Tasteless bitch.