Friends will always be there for the party. REAL friends will be there after the party...

A true friend is someone you can count on no matter what.

Friends are not a number. You can't collect connections. You can't just go out one day and be like, "Hey, I need some friends!" *goes shopping, scours social media*

A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends.
Real friends are there to visit you not your house!

Real friends are very special, but you have to be careful because sometimes you have a friend and you think they are made of rock, then suddenly you realise they're only made of sand.

Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one