Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one

Friends are not a number. You can't collect connections. You can't just go out one day and be like, "Hey, I need some friends!" *goes shopping, scours social media*

Friends are thieves of time.

A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends.
Real friends are there to visit you not your house!

Friends will always be there for the party. REAL friends will be there after the party...

Remember the friends who stuck with you when they thought you had nothing.