France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.