France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.

I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They steal it.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.