Bill Hader
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories BEN OAK I do this thing at every party: I go to a party, I stand around for, like, 45 minutes, and then I tu... IKE BARINHOLTZ AARON NEVILLE It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and... VANESSA BAYER Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON We have morons representing us. People who go up and vote for a bill that they have never read - I m... WAYNE ROGERS I get up at sunrise. I'm a Buddhist, so I chant in the morning. My wife and I sit and have coffe... PATRICK DUFFY Mobile is a seaport town, and we ate a lot of seafood. We'd go fishing, we'd catch our fish ... BILLY WILLIAMS It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON I went in and auditioned for one of the main guys for 'The League' when it was first casting... IKE BARINHOLTZ JAMES CROMWELL It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON For all the drama we all have with our families and all the tension and hostility, I couldn't ha... DAN COLEN ED ASNER TAYLOR LAUTNER NIA VARDALOS TREY ANASTASIO GORDON B. HINCKLEY LOU HOLTZ It was another tough loss. The effort was great. I appreciate the effort. It's almost like groundhog... DREW DIPIPPO My wife and I love to read. We're going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we h... GALE GORDON LIL UZI VERT I went 59.9 sec. when I was 18 and thought, 'Hmm, that was fast - let's see how much faster ... ADAM PEATY At first, I did have that thought, like, 'Oh crap, what are we going to do after?' Then I re... MADISON MARLOW KENDALL JENNER I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.' DEAN DEVLIN As a child, I grew up the son of German immigrant parents, so I grew up being teased and called '... PETER MORGAN PETER FALK BETHANY HAMILTON CHANNING TATUM TERRY GILLIAM I have three older brothers, and we all have different combinations of parents. My father was the be... INARA GEORGE AVRIL LAVIGNE If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... ZAYN MALIK I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve ... MARJORIE GUBELMANN TERRY PRATCHETT KEVIN BACON BARACK OBAMA MICHAEL SYMON Our goal is to keep our turnovers under 15 for the game. When we are up, we like to pull it out and ... ABBIE BATES LADY GAGA But you can't blame it on the referees. We had our opportunities. It just wasn't meant to be. So man... STEVE NASH People forget that there are villages and communities that are still speaking French all over Canada... MARC-ANDRE GRONDIN It's a lie to think that you are not good enough. It's a lie to think that you are not beautiful. It... DISON ARNIBAL LIL REL HOWERY JOHN MCAFEE QUENTIN TARANTINO STEVE CARELL About 25 years ago, my wife and I bought Kenny Loggins' house in Santa Barbara. It was way out o... JEFF BRIDGES Amma and i went to each house to tell them we were leaving. They all said, 'Don't forget us. Keep vi... VIVEK SHANBHAG DENIS LEARY GORDON B. HINCKLEY Can you do me a favor? Say happy anniversary to my wife, Valerie? Our anniversary is Sept. 11, belie... PAT KELLY My solo music - I get up onstage, I improvise and it's my improvisation. When I get up onstage w... JOHN ZORN JOHNNY VAN ZANT For me, there was nothing like my time with the Eagles - ever. We were young, and the world was new ... MONTE IRVIN We work crazy hours in Silicon Valley; my wife says we're all kind of diseased in some way. We&#... TONY FADELL TERI POLO I used to come up with these crazy jobs to try and provoke my parents but they said, 'You can be... LARA STONE It's been crazy. It's very difficult to keep the interest up, but hey, we have to deal with it. And ... HANK DAVIDSON STEVEN SPIELBERG Growing up, we didn't have anything. My mum wasn't well, so I was in three care homes then f... REBECCA FERGUSON I'm thankful God has given us the technology where we can see each other through Skype on the co... ALBERT PUJOLS RUSSELL WILSON I moved away once because my wife went to Oklahoma. I moved to Oklahoma twice and at that time my wi... JEFF CARTY I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those ... AHMET ZAPPA DENIS VILLENEUVE TOM BRADY When I first heard that they were going to make 'Beauty and the Beast' at Disney, I was like... BYRON HOWARD GIGI HADID ADRIENNE BAILON My first conscious thought of 'I should be like that and not like this' was probably at abou... CANDIS CAYNE We would write scripts, like for 'Shutterbugs.' Then when we shot it, everyone just came up ... JASON WOLINER I met my wife in Bombay at an official function. And then we courted for three years. That's a g... GLENN TURNER When I was 14 years old, I was with my parents at a restaurant. Some people came in and said, 'W... NORA ARNEZEDER It's not like we grew up hanging around in church every day. We'll always stick to what we f... JOSH DUN GORAN IVANISEVIC KALEY CUOCO The Earth - from our altitude at Hubble, we're 350 miles up. We can see the curvature. We can se... MICHAEL J. MASSIMINO I went to Yale's drama school for theater, so we did tons of Shakespeare; then, I got out of sch... KRISTEN CONNOLLY EDDIE VEDDER E. LOCKHART At 3 years old, I was imitating and doing fun little commercials for the family. Then at 5, I knew, ... LANA PARRILLA I work a lot in the summers. My family goes to Maine, where we have a little house. My wife's a ... BEN MARCUS DOUG FLUTIE I like how the other guys are stepping up. If we keep this up, then Bell does not have to score 25 p... PAT WILLIAMS My best friend and I went to sleep-away camp every summer. We'd share stories of making out with... KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN The words you can’t find, you borrow.GABRIELLE ZEVIN (At halftime) we changed our defense up from one zone to another. We wanted to keep pressure on the ... SCOTT BOKELMAN ADAM SANDLER Both my wife and I went to Harvard, and it's incredibly exciting that our son and daughter are g... CARLTON CUSE JOHNNY DEPP I've been in this business for a long time at my age, I've just turned 30, and I feel like m... RYAN PHILLIPPE RINGO STARR JAMIE LEE CURTIS I went to Parsons, and I interned with Ronen when I was at Parsons. We started our own company since... NARCISO RODRIGUEZ Facebook was founded on February 4, 2004. On February 5, we were feeling pretty confident, even from... DUSTIN MOSKOVITZ
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