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Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man.


General George S. Patton

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AMY PATTON It was money. That was a tough one to swallow for them, I think, and Devon made an incredible save. ...
AMY PATTON I thought we played really good aggressive defense. I think we played really good 1-v-1 defense, and...
AMY PATTON There have been some parallels. Although, I think every year is different.
AMY PATTON Both parties have agreed to continue contract negotiations next week, and we all expect a satisfacto...
AMY PATTON 90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that'...
PATTON OSWALT There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the...
PATTON OSWALT Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative t...
PATTON OSWALT I've dealt with a lot of guns over my career, so I'm getting better and better with firearms...
WILL PATTON I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good wr...
PATTON OSWALT A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe an...
PATTON OSWALT The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No car...
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