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GENERAL GEORGE PATTON If a man has done his best, what else is there?
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GEORGE LOIS Surely what a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he i...
C.S. LEWIS In the Vietnam War some counted on Jesus, others John Wayne, I went with the only one who would have...
BOBBY W. MILLER They may think that all military officers are George Patton, but what about Colin Powell? We're real...
ALAN ROGERS How do you love your children?
By doing what's best for them.
Then how would you love your...
J. GRANT HOWARD What did George Patton say? It's how you bounce after the fall. We'll look to see how high he bounce...
JOE MADDON In picking Gen. Jim Mattis for Defense secretary, President-elect Donald Trump has said that he foun...
PETER L. BERGEN The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS No man fails who does his best...
ORISON SWETT MARDEN No man fails who does his best.
ORISON SWETT MARDEN There's always got to be a struggle. What else is there? That's what life is made of. I don&...
VAN MORRISON That man is blest who does his best and leaves the rest.
CHARLES F. DEEMS For years I played the what-if game. Maybe you're acquainted with this pastime. The rules are simple...
CRAIG GROESCHEL I abhor grades - if a child does his best, that's all that should be asked.
RICHARD DAWSON You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that.
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BRIDGET RILEY A man's real possession is his memory. In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else is he poor.
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MARTIN BERMAN-GORVINE There is but one man to whom I am willing to entrust their future and that man's name is George ...
ZELL MILLER Where there is no law, but every man does what is right in his own eyes, there is the least of real ...
HENRY M. ROBERT What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his own soul?
ROBERT FULGHUM If the best man's faults were written on his forehead, he would draw his hat over his eyes.
THOMAS GRAY When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec...
GEORGE P. ELLIOTT Surely what a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of a man he...
C.S. LEWIS What a man does by the agency of another is his own act.
DECIMUS LABERIUS If you tie a man's hands there is nothing moral about his not committing murder.
AUBERON HERBERT When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
EDWARD ABBEY All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.
SOPHOCLES You see, the what ifs are as boundless as the stars.
SALLY GARDNER What is wrong with George Bush? What is his problem?
ED SMITH I'm not exaggerating when I say that the 761st was Patton's best tank unit and nobody knew a...
KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, a...
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TOM CLANCY No man does his best work in any one day of the year
DANIEL GUGGENHEIM Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty; it is its own reward. Everything else is in God&...
MAHATMA GANDHI As soon as someone tells me: 'You're rather sexy,' I wish I could disappear. If somebody...
DANIEL CRAIG The great man is he who does not lose his child's-heart.
MENCIUS If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.
BISHOP ROBERT SOUTH If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.
ROBERT SOUTH A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, Nothing else.
MAHATMA GANDHI A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, Nothing else.
JOHN GALSWORTHY The critic I liked best to sit next to was an ill-dressed young man with a large red beard. His name...
HAROLD BAUER Where a man's heart is, there is his treasure also.
SAINT AMBROSE Ques eso? Queso?
NOLAN J. VANDER HAAGEN There's too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will.
AGATHA CHRISTIE I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody...
BARRY GOLDWATER Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
BIBLE I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix.
DEYTH BANGER Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more log...
VICTOR BORGE George is a compassionate man.
DON BECK A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?
ALBERT EINSTEIN A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy.
ALBERT EINSTEIN What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
ROBIN WILLIAMS if a man does not master his circumstances then he is bound to be mastered by them.
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BOB DYLAN If a man does not love his work, he will definitely lose it
SUNDAY ADELAJA A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.
CHARLES DARWIN That taught us how to block a sword with two knives. But what if an ax man's coming at me?"
Gi...
JOHN FLANAGAN If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot.
ISABEL ALLENDE “Behind every successful man there is a woman” --- If a husband does not sacrifice his wishes fo...
MUHAMMAD ABDULLAH JAVED The quality of what he does is streets ahead of what everybody else is doing -- across the board wit...
ROBIN COUSINS The truth is, it's never about what someone does for you, but rather, what you've done for someone e...
DEBORAH SIMPSON I abhor grades - if a child does his best, that's all that should be asked.
RICHARD DAWSON We could have been the greatest love story ever told.

If only you'd stayed in character.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT Wnen Satan does his worst, God does His best."
JAIME CONTRERAS The man, most man, works best for men: and, if most man indeed, he gets his manhood plainest from hi...
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JEAN EDWARD SMITH When carrying the burden of problems and stress that life seems to endlessly hurtle towards us. We g...
GARY F EVANS... To have hope in an age where hope is very scarce and hurt, jealousy and pain are more prominent is a...
GARY F EVANS... Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy.
F. MULDER What's great about collaborating is getting to work with wonderful people. That's what theat...
JASON ROBERT BROWN If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
SENECA If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him
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C. JOYBELL C. There cannot be a stronger natural right than that of a man's making the best profit he can of t...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN What a versatile man he is. I hope George is sitting in the room when the winners are announced.
DUNCAN KENWORTHY If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.
RICHARD BACH If a man has learned to think, no matter what he may think about, he is always thinking of his own d...
WILLIAM BARRETT Well, everything with being vegan and vegetarian is a really big commitment. You have to do what you...
LEA MICHELE They never say to you, 'What does his voice sound like? What games does he love best? Does he collec...
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY Be like Curious George, start with a question and look under the yellow hat to find what's there...
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WILL PATTON I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good wr...
PATTON OSWALT A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe an...
PATTON OSWALT The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No car...
PATTON OSWALT George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
PATTON OSWALT Sometimes I do yoga, sometimes it's kickboxing, sometimes it's weight training, sometimes it...
PAULA PATTON From 1990 to 2005, we added 4,500 citizens in Haines City, and of that, about 4,000 or more were His...
JANE PATTON Carved the bottom section out, around, in black ink, took the barrel from the pen, and it appeared l...
ROBERT PATTON I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
PATTON OSWALT If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
PATTON OSWALT Let's just say we're closer musical friends now. A lot of these people are strangers to me. They wer...
MIKE PATTON I've encouraged all pharmacists to have all hands on deck. It's going to be a nightmare.
MIKE PATTON It's time, money and effort. For what?
MIKE PATTON