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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.
Alan Ayckbourn
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it couldn't have happened to a nicer person and it's a most fitting award.
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We don't discuss anything anyway. Unless it appears on Patrick's official breakfast-time agenda. And that consists mainly of food. Minutes of the last meal and proposals for the next.
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Selling is simply the transfer of inthusiasm.
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