Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is.

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.