Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.

Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.