God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I caught the worm thief - it was a fish.

If you're a fish swimming against the current, you will soon be electrocuted.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.