Everything that swims eats menhaden.

When the predator fish are gone, there is no fish for the sport fishermen to catch and when the sport fishermen don't have anything to catch, they go somewhere else.

If it swims, it's edible.

I didn't write because in the corps I took mining engineering of all things and, you know, they, they graduate a mining engineer as a sort of an illiterate.

And during my college, at the end of the junior year I worked in a mine.

It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.