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Rube Goldberg

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PAUL GAUSE It was just things I've donated to before the hurricane happened,
ANGELA TAYLOR What happened in the past is just that, the past. Champion or not.
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MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA So many good things happened this year that you have to be proud of these guys.
BUD BLACK It's weird ... I can't believe it happened to me. We're just a normal, hard-working family. It's goo...
CHARLOTTE HOLTZCLAW The teams had to use 20 or more steps, but all of them used many more than that. It is fun and excit...
MILES DAVIS It has to be a fully comprehensive public inquiry that will provide us the information we need as to...
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TINA BROWN Some of the things really happened. Some of them are just a movie.
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CARLTON FISK I guess these things just went down in value, uh, if we can win one I guess anyone can, uh.
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BOB ROSE It takes two hands to clap! I cannot be solely blamed for what happened in my relationships! If thin...
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EREZ EDELSTEIN I believe the things that happened to me as a child scarred me terribly, and I wish somebody would h...
SCOTT THOMPSON it is the function of a poet to relate not things that have happened, but things that may happen,
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ROBERT A. HEINLEIN It would not be better if things happened to men just as they wish.
VANCE HAVNER It would not be better if things happened to men just as they wish.
HERACLITUS It would not be better if things happened to men just as they wish.
HERACLITUS OF EPHESUS Two were things where I just wasn't stout enough. That's the most that ever happened to me.
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BARRY CORRADETTI We didn't set out to get these six siblings, but it just happened - and are we blessed.
AUDREY THOMPSON Be your own self & make things to be happened,not to wait for things to be happened.
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DEUCE MCALLISTER The train we rode on for four hours is completely gone. It's very sad. It's crazy to think what woul...
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I think that should...
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FULTON J. SHEEN Like every other citizen, I'm concerned part of the public discussion wasn't recorded. It's very unf...
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JONAH GOLDBERG I've done drag races. I've done Long Beach Grand Prix stuff. I've done NASCAR stuff. Jus...
BILL GOLDBERG My expectation is that I want to see actual leases. If they have to be redacted somewhat to ensure p...
CARL GOLDBERG As a professional wrestler, it's not my position to be the booker, to formulate a match, unless ...
BILL GOLDBERG The problem with the United Nations is that while democracy within nations is the best available for...
JONAH GOLDBERG Editors exist [because] most people don't have time to rummage through vast piles of hay for the spe...
JONAH GOLDBERG Everyone moralizes. The suggestion that liberals aren't moralizers is so preposterous it makes it ha...
JONAH GOLDBERG It was in the 1960s that the left convinced itself that there is something fascistic about patriotis...
JONAH GOLDBERG If power made one evil, then God would be the Devil.
JONAH GOLDBERG serpents.
JONAH GOLDBERG [T]he most dishonest argument about security cameras, searches, profiling, etc....is that they won't...
JONAH GOLDBERG This is not a story anymore about George Bush's service in the National Guard. It's a story about CB...
JONAH GOLDBERG Fox simply has an immunity to a lot of criticism, ... The base who's watching has already signed up;...
JONAH GOLDBERG Most conservatives, I think, want Bush to succeed and would be eager to mend fences with a new nomin...
JONAH GOLDBERG Every general household product that's used as a cleaner has some chemical that, if you mix it with ...
ADAM GOLDBERG The rationale for a road like this is either a lie or it's delusional.
DAVID GOLDBERG She defies all the norms of network television. Traditionally, your lead character in a drama - espe...
LEE GOLDBERG We're fascinated with robots because they are reflections of ourselves.
KEN GOLDBERG Free agency screws everybody's allegiances up. Whether it be football, baseball, hockey, basketb...
BILL GOLDBERG I'm fighting the label of "Black" actress simply because it's very limiting in people's eyes, especi...
WHOOPI GOLDBERG I'm a big old egotistical baby and that's okay. I can accept it.
WHOOPI GOLDBERG Getting the support of Syria is the moral equivalent of winning the Klan's endorsement - it migh...
JONAH GOLDBERG No, if there is an aspect of the executive branch of the government that needs looking at, I'm l...
BILL GOLDBERG In order to figure this artmaking stuff out, it's trial and error and experimentation, and takes...
JIM GOLDBERG Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible a...
JONAH GOLDBERG Hurricanes are dangerous things, and they're no fun to go through. And if you come out of it in ...
BERNARD GOLDBERG There's only one reason I would do the kickboxing thing, and that's for myself. I've bee...
BILL GOLDBERG