Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.

I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

I’m just trying to do my part to save the world.

I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.