You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.

I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.

I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in the crucible of battle.