Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts.

Destiny is for people who are too lazy to create alternate timelines.

The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for.

Don't get yourself arrested and make your day worse! If you need to vent, just smash something that's already broken! You can't get in trouble for wrecking the unsalvageable!

Wasting sarcasm is a sin.

Why is it OK to love without a reason, but anger requires justification?